Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 172

Chapter 172

Julie never recovered, though she didn't flop as hard as last time. Apparently, she'd learned that breaking down and just insulting and threatening the audience was frowned upon.

The host got her off stage, and Sabrina celebrated by kissing you and then turning your face to kiss Gemma as well. No one on stage, or most of the crowd, could see it but the people around you certainly could and the three of you got some Woos!

Things calmed down again, and by the time Tasha got called on stage your basket of fries was empty and the three of you were on the last sips of your beer.

When Tasha was announced, you and Gemma and Sabrina gave her the same welcoming applause as you had for Mosche, but you were matched by another group off in the darkness across the sitting area. Tasha got on stage, grinning and waving, and went into her set. She was a little looser than Mosche was, maybe a little more improvisational. The last time she'd been the clearly better performer, and maybe she still was, but her set didn't hit quite as well as her's did this time even though both you and her other friends tried to encourage her with laughs.

Then Tasha transitioned into talking about her friends, doing a little crowd work bouncing off of them - it went better for her, and obviously wasn't rehearsed or else it would have sounded fake. Then she pivoted in your direction.

"Now, two weeks in a row a certain couple - or trio, I guess - have gotten into fights with the comics on this stage, but I like to think we had some good back and forth last time. How are you three doing out there in the darkness?"

"Better than ever," Gemma called back.

"Good! Now, last time you gave us a little tease, and it's had me thinking about Big Cocks. And believe me, my set isn't going to turn into some Amy Schumer act, so stay with me folks. There's another girl in the mix now so I want some corroborating evidence. Is he really as big as Australia claims?"

"He's perfectly big," Sabrina called back with a grin.

"Now that sounds too good to be true," Tasha said. "I mean, I always thought it was a Glass Slipper kind of situation. Everyone's vagina is supposed to be different, right? So perfect for one lady isn't perfect for the rest. But now, here we are, with a 'perfect cock' right here in the audience."

"You want some proof, Tasha?" Gemma called, to some cheers from the now tipsy and drunk crowd.

"Uh, hell yeah I do. But I don't think that's legal for a comedy club," she joked.

Gemma stood up, opening her phone as she wove through the tables until she was next to the stage, and then made to show Tasha a picture but pulled it back quickly. "If I'm right, you need to send him a picture of your tits," she said.

Tasha made a show of being shocked and fanning herself. But the crowd cheered, and she pretended to think about it before agreeing. "Fine. Tit Pic for Dick Pic, it's fair."

Gemma showed her the picture, and Tasha leaned down to take a look and her eyes went wide. "Holy fuck," she said right into the microphone to a chorus of laughter from the audience. "Damn, girl. Or girls!? You both take that thing?"

"Hell yes we do," Gemma said, then pulled her phone back and stepped back into the darkness.

"Gad dayum," Tasha said, fanning herself again. "Well, there you have it, folks. You've heard of universal remotes and universally beloved celebrities. Now we know that there's such thing as a Universal Cock." Then she bowed towards you with her hands over her head in a worshipping gesture. "All hail the Universal Cock!"

"All hail the Universal Cock!" the crowd cheered.

"I've got the weirdest boner right now," you whispered to Sabrina, who laughed and kissed you.

The rest of the show was going to take another hour, but you only stayed for one more comedian before the three of you decided to make your exit while the host was on stage. As you stepped out of the seating area and up into the bar area you saw several comics noticing you. Tasha and Mosche were standing at the bar, so they came over.

"You guys made my set," Tasha said, gathering you into a group hug. "Thanks for saving my bacon."

"Oh, you did fine," Gemma assured her.

"Fine isn't good enough," Tasha countered, then she held up her phone. "And fair is fair. Or should I say, Tit for Tat?"

"You don't need to, Tasha," you said.

"No no no," Tasha wagged a finger at you. "You've already seen them, so what's a picture between friends?"

You glanced at Mosche, who just shrugged. "You have seen them before."

Sabrina stepped in and gave Tasha your number, surprising you that she had it memorized, and soon you had a message pending on your phone. "And I'm just saying," she followed up with a laugh and a wink. "I wouldn't mind a tasteful dick pic in return."

"You can get that from Mosche," you said.

She turned to him. "You have dick pics of John?"

"What? No," he sputtered, and all three of the girls started laughing.

"Hey!"

You all turned at the angry growl, finding Julie standing with her arms crossed and a big frown. "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

You weren't looking into getting into a fight with an angry lesbian, and neither were Gemma and Sabrina. But both of your girlfriends also weren't people to get run over, and after a week of stressing over, they were both a little wound up.

"What the fuck is wrong with us?" Sabrina asked. "What the fuck is wrong withyou?"

"Yeah, you put your hand over the fire again and got burned," Gemma said. "Just because you think your tough shit doesn't mean anything. If you can't take shit, don't try and dish it out."

"Fuck you," Julie said. "It's my fucking job to crack jokes. You three assholes-"

Tasha had been waving over towards the bar, and a big black guy stepped out and stepped in front of Julie. "I'm sorry, folks," he said. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave for the night. Is that alright?"

"Absolutely," you nodded, looking up at the guy. "We were just on our way out and saying goodbye to the friends we came out to see."

"That's great, thanks for coming," he said, then turned to Julie. "If you say one more word to these paying customers, I'm banning you for a month and you'll have to work coat check for a year before you touch that stage again."

Julie glowered, and pouted, but didn't open her mouth. You felt had for her dentist with all the grinding she was doing.

"We'll see you later, guys," Gemma said, leaning in and giving Mosche and Tasha quick hugs. Sabrina waved, and you offered knuckles to Mosche for him to knock and then got a quick hug from Tasha.

You were outside in moments.

"OK, that was wild," Sabrina said. "I'm calling an Uber, but I want to see that picture!"