What A Deal - S01 E70

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What A Deal - S01 E70

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 70

"What!?" Jean, Randy Robinson's wife, was shocked and turned to her husband.

It suddenly got very quiet. I walked toward them as he tried to explain. "It was just a woman who had an exhibitionist side who needed to earn some money. It was milder than even going to a strip club.

Jean glared at him and then saw me approaching. She turned on me and I could see by her eyes that she was drunk as well as angry. "What the hell, Dennis? Are you running a whore house?"

"Whoa! Whoal There was no sex, it was purely a poker game with a woman who ended up after the last hand naked. Then everyone went home." I wasn't going to even talk about the lap dance or everyone jacking off over her tits.

"Yeah? Well, fuck you!' She spun back around to her husband. "We're going home. I don't want to even associate with these perverts!

Randy gave me a woeful look and followed his wife into the living room to retrieve their coats and leave. Everyone else was staring at me and then suddenly there was an exodus. Everyone started gathering their coats and leaving, talking amongst themselves about how perverted we were. When the exodus was over, all that remained were Cindy and I, Katy, Diane, Suzanne and Bill, and one of the single women from Cindy's office, Gloria.

I apologized for the party being ruined and the others were saying that they overreacted a little. Bill came over and jokingly said quietly, "Wish I had been here."

I smiled, knowing that he would be shocked if he knew that it was his wife doing the stripping. "Yeah, it was interesting, but there was no sex, It was just some nudity."

Cindy looked around and said rather loudly. "It's only a human body. Jesus! You would have thought we were kidnapping underage girls and putting them into prostitution! It was an adult woman who had no problem with it. I don't see what the problem is."

All I could think was 'Thanks, honey' for the support. I was glad she came out and said that. I also glanced at Suzanne and could see that she was remaining calm about this discussion of what she had done. I walked over to the counter 'Well, let's have some alcohol then!" I poured out 7 shots of Tequila. "Drink up and let's party!" I tried to lighten the mood.

Everyone perked up, Cindy turned the music up a little and we all did a shot. I poured another round, but I could tell that everyone was pretty well lit.

After the second round of shots, Gloria spoke up. I hadn't had a chance to meet her, so I was surprised by her next comment.

"Yeah, it's just a human body. Too many people are so fucking hung up about the body and nudity. I mean we all have the same equipment and everyone knows what it is. It's not like there's a big surprise waiting underneath." Everyone nodded a little and I was a little more relaxed now. But she continued. "Besides, it's the way you dress up the body that is more alluring than the body, in my opinion. A naked body is not near as attractive as one with the proper window dressing, don't you think?"

She turned to look at me and I glanced around. Everyone was waiting for my answer. "Of course."

She nodded her head and I didn't know how much of this was normal and how much was the alcohol talking. I took a minute to look her over closely. She was a short, slightly plump woman, with a nice shape. She might be a few pounds overweight, but it was nicely distributed. She was wearing a typical black cocktail dress showing a little cleavage that went to her knees. She looked right at me when she spoke again. "Damn right. I would rather see a good-looking man in a nice tennis outfit or something where his body is displayed but not totally visible. It leaves something for me to think about, right? Isn't that why men love lingerie, because of the visual stimulation and presentation of the woman's body? I mean every day I catch guys trying to see a little bra or panty shot.

There were only two men present, me and Bill, and we both nodded like bobbleheads as the women looked at us.

I had never heard Cindy talk about this woman, so I knew nothing about her. She seemed a little more daring with her talk than most of the others, but I wasn't sure where this was going.

Gloria was on a roll and continued. "For example, I was at a pool party last year and everyone was wearing bikinis. They probably revealed more than anything any of the women at this party has on under their dresses, and yet you guys would probably be more excited by getting a glimpse of a bra or panties of a woman dressed up nicely than from the same woman standing next to you in a bikini. Am I right?"

I looked at Bill and he looked back. We both shrugged our shoulders and I answered for us. "I guess that's basically true."

She grinned. "You know it is. You guys get a boner over getting a peek of lingerie quicker than a nude woman standing in front of you. It's alluring and exciting. Just admit it." Suzanne and Bill seemed a little shocked at the mention of a boner in front of everyone.

I could see a gleam in her eye and I pushed back.

"Sometimes. It depends on the mood. For instance, if you were to take off your dress and stand there in just your bra and panties, I guarantee you that at first everyone will check you out, but after a while, it will just become normal and we'll on go on with whatever else we were doing.

She stared at me for a second. "Wanna bet?" Then she looked over at Cindy.

Cindy smiled. "Hey, don't put me in the middle of this. You're on your own proving this point."

Gloria looked over at Suzanne. "What about you?"

"Me? think you have a valid point. You don't mind her trying to prove it, do you Bill?"

Bill looked at his wife a little disbelievingly. "Uh... no. I don't mind at all." A sheepish grin spread across his face.

Suzanne looked back at Gloria. "So what are you going to prove and how are you going to do it."

Gloria got a serious look on her face. "Hmmm. I'm not sure." She was thinking about it and Suzanne decided to push it along.

"I know what you are saying. It's even more obvious than that. Men are so visual that if they have some schoolgirl fantasy, then the minute some woman shows up like that, they'll pop a boner. Bill looked at his wife wide-eyed when she described men as 'popping a boner' in front of some people they hardly knew. "In fact, I think I know how to prove this. I bet we can get one of us to walk naked thru the room and then get someone to play up the schoolgirl fantasy and when we check, the men will get harder from the schoolgirl fantasy."

Gloria liked that idea and took a big hit of her very strong drink before answering. "That's perfect. We have two men, both married.