Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 68

She has less sense than me. What did she think they would be doing back there while her mother was home? A car door slammed. Don't panic, he thought. The gate squeaked. "The gate, it was locked."

"She'll go in the house," Jayda said.

"Evan Jayda, Miss Tonya's voice called out. He panicked. Jayda didn't have any clothes on or with her. Think, think of a plan, he told himself. They were screwed.

He whispered to Jayda, "Stay calm," and pointed, "Go around that way. I'll go this way." He shoved her towards the other corner of the shed. He thought he could hear the grass crunching, but that could have been the sound of fear.

"I'm back here," he said, moving in the opposite direction of the naked girl. He'd have to keep Miss Tonya facing him while Jayda crossed the yard.

"Evan," Miss Tonya said.

"Yes, ma'am, right here." He stepped out from behind the building.

She approached him and said, "Hi. Is Jayda around?"

He had to think like Deana. She could come up with an answer or excuse for anything. His brain scrambled for words, then a light bulb went on. "No, the gate was locked and your car wasn't here...I, um, figured you were where my mom is, at practice...with Jayda. I came around the back, um, through the woods.' He tried to maintain eye contact, but Jayda was streaking across the yard, right behind her mother's back.

"Oh, I'm sorry," she said. "I could have sworn I left it unlocked for you

The alien that had taken over Jayda's body stopped at the lawn chair she had been laying on, turned towards him and displayed full frontal nudity, daring her mother to catch her. He might have sighed with relief when Jayda finally picked something up and pulled it over her head. "Ah, I hope you, um, you don't mind that I, you know, came back, came around the fence when you weren't here." He knew he probably wasn't making sense.

"Oh no, that's fine. It's my fault...I think," she said.

"Okay, well I better get busy. Jayda swung the screen door open and pretended she was coming out of the house. He said, "There she is."

"Hi, Mom," Jayda said.

Miss Tonya tumed her head, then shook it. "She looks fine to me."

She didn't look fine to him. The dress thing Jayda had put on was designed to wear over a bikini, not a naked girl. "Huh?" he croaked.

"She told me she didn't feel good this morning. Looks like she just didn't want to go to practice," she said. "Can't imagine why." She grinned at him.

"Got me," he said, Itching to get away from her. "I'll get started."

"Okay," she said, then added, "Oh, Evan, you don't have to rub lotion on her."

She was watching! The blood drained from his face. He was about to get hell for straddling and groping her almost naked daughter.

Miss Tonya gave him the same, I got ya, smile she'd given him on the front porch, and said, "Unless you want to."

How do I respond to that? His brain put some words together, but he was afraid to try and speak. "Ah, um, okay," he said. "I better get started."

"You could always start with that massage you promised me. I worked out really hard at the gym."

Miss Tonya's emphasis on the word hard sent a chill down his back. Hadn't he come here hoping something like this would happen? "Really?" Had he promised to massage her?

"Unless you weren't serious."

1 was. Sure, I can do that, if you want."

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want."

She did it again with the word want. He wasn't on another planet, he was in a pom movie. "All right," he said, trying to sound confident. "You get a chair and-"

"Chair?" she said, shaking her head. "I had a full body workout, I need the same kind of massage. You might have to touch places you wouldn't touch on your mother."

She's just playing with you, play along. "I doubt that could happen."

"Interesting," she said. "Give me a few minutes to get ready."

I fucked Becky right under her mother's nose, he told himself, trying to get back into that Groundhog Day state of mind. "Okay," he said, wondering if get ready meant get naked.

She turned around and started walking. Miss Tonya in yoga pants wasn't like Rebecca in her gymnastics pants. A country song started playing in his head, Honky Tonk Badonkadonk. It was a big ass by high school girl standards, but it was amazing to watch. Each side rose and fell like a hypnotist's swinging watch, then Jiggled. He couldn't keep his eyes off it.

Once Miss Tonya and Jayda were both in the house, Evan's heart rate slowed. What was worse, almost getting caught with a naked Jayda or what he might have done to her if they hadn't almost gotten caught? He didn't know, and it didn't matter now because he was waiting to find out whether or not Miss Tonya planned on seducing him. Waiting sucked.