Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 21

Chapter 21

It's Dangerous to Squeeze the Charmin

Rebecca's House

Evan tooted his horn in front of Rebecca's house, then started pressing the station preset buttons looking for a good song. He was surprised to see his sister running to the car. She normally made him wait and she never ran

"Burrt," Deana said, and slammed the door. "Heat!" She slid the temperature control to the red and spun the blower knob to full blast

Evan looked at his sister with his brows lifted. She was barefoot, wearing a sleeveless shirt and short-shorts. "Why didn't you put more on?' He closed his vent.

"It's supposed to be warm. She hugged her legs to her chest. "So much for global warming."

"Girls, jeez." He sighed and started driving.

When Deana hadn't said anything for a couple of minutes he looked at her. She glanced his way, then went back to staring out the window. "So,' he said, 'is she a good kisser?"

Her head snapped towards him. "What," she said.

"The making out ha caird 'how was it?"

"The making out," he said, "how was it?"

"What are you talking about?" Deana said.

'Don't play dumb," he said. "I want to hear about that kiss."

Deana put her chin in her palm, closed her eyes and breathed in deeply. "We got naked, then spent the night in bed together."

'Really?"

"Yes, but we put on our PJs first, Perv."

"You two really share a bed?" he said.

'Why, you and Jason don't share?"

"No, not gonna happen."

'So you think I should make out with Rebecca and you're a homophobe?"

"Easy, Tiger," Evan said, and gave her that what just happened look.

"I'm just saying, it's a double standard."

"No,' he said, taking a long thought searching paused, "Jason, ah, his bed sucks, too small and lumpy. The cot is better. His camping cot.

"Would you kiss him to shock me?"

Evan felt his face going from one shade of pale to another, and he knew his sister already knew the answer. Before he could say anything, she said, "See, it is a double standard. You perverts think we should go down on each other so you can beat off, but you're afraid to even see each other naked."

'Urn, maybe you should tell me what's really bothering you?"

'Will you rub my foot, please?"

"Cramp?" he asked.

'No' she said, and sighed.

"Okay, Evan said.