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About 15 minutes later, Timi sent me a text that he had a room
ready upstairs. I told this babe that i had something to show her.

she looked at me like, “what could he really want to show me?”.

Me, i just pull am comot for the chair wey she siddon put carry
am go upstairs.

Let me tell you about Ruth. . .

At work on Monday morning, the intercom in the server room
rang. I reluctantly picked up. “Hello, IT room good morning . . .” i

said
“It’s Gladys. Hi Kevin. A new staff will be joining you shortly. She
was introduced on Friday but you weren’t around. Please bring
her up to speed, and help her settle in. Her name is Helen.” the
HR officer said.

“Ok.” I replied.

Less than 60 seconds later, there was a knock on the door. “It’s
open” i said.

Before me stood an epitome of angelic grandeur. As in this babe
set die. I just sat there starring, words refusing to come out from
my mouth. When i finally got a grip on myself, i managed to do
some introductions and got her a laptop. We started work.

It was break time and we went to the Kitchen to get lunch. We
got talking and she told me a lot about herself and exchanged BB
pins. She had a fiancee that was far away in the North so she had
not gotten any TLC in 7 months. I asked her if it wasnt getting to
her and she said she was coping. I had gotten my facts for the
day and i left her till later.

After work, i was on the couch watching TRACE when i heard the
Ping sound of my BB. It was Helen. She said she was bored and
was wondering if we could hang out. I told her i was at home and
had no plans to go out.

Her: It is a Friday, Kevin. I can’t believe you are not gonna get
your freak on.

ME: No. I intend to watch movies throughout the weekend.

HER:What about your Girlfriend? Isnt she coming over?

ME: My girlfriend is not in Lagos. She travelled to see her sick
Mum and will be away for a while.

HER: Where do you stay?

Me: Mainland, Ikeja

Her: Ok. Just checking on you sha.

Me: Thanks. Be careful, guys are desperate you know.

Our Chat ended and I thought that was it oh. My people, what
happened to me that Day and the whole weekend was something
seen only in fairytale movies.

I was surprised myself when the events began to unfold. The bell
to the door rang. I checked the time : 8:12PM. I wasn’t expecting
anyone so I waited for the next ring. At the second ring, I got up
grudgingly from my chair and went to see who it was. Standing
there, dressed in a short red gown, full red lipsticks and a small
purse was Helen. I closed my eyes for about 5 seconds and
opened them again to be sure I wasn’t dreaming. I wasn’t.

“What, how , ” I stammered. I got myself together and asked her
to come in.

She walked past me provocatively into the room as i watched,
door still open, lust written all over my perverted mind. My mind
was already calculating the various ways i was gonna devour
her. I closed the door, then began my interrogation.